When Scottish comedian (and master of profanity)  Billy Connolly commissioned Martin Cook to make a standing stone for his garden, it read  “There Is No Such Thing As Normal”

There is a great tradition of standings stones in the UK and many of the prehistoric versions (Stonehenge being amongst the most famous) that still stand today are attributed to the Beaker culture.

Martin Cook makes contemporary versions of standing stones using verse and lyrics, which has me thinking, what words would I put on a standing stone in my garden??….

What lyrical message would you put on a standing stone in your garden?